Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 12, 2014
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Transcript:
Ralph: I usually wait until the last minute to buy my wife's valentine's card. By the tie I get to the store, the cards are all gone! Not this year! I got here in plenty of time! One card left!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And it says “Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Pet Iguana”!
Dragongourd Premium Member almost 11 years ago
But no envelope.
pshapley Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This strip is a good reminder — I’d better get to the store to get a card… tomorrow.
jimgamer almost 11 years ago
Yes get it now !!!!! 8^)
alondra almost 11 years ago
Stupid jerk. If wives took the kind of care with meals and laundry that husbands take in choosing a card, they’d starve to death in filthy clothing.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 11 years ago
Here’s one trick that doesn’t work too well.Take a card about a different Holiday, and modify it to meet the requirement for your current Holiday. Don’t ask me how I know!
rekam Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Still remember the year hubby and I gave each other the same cards. As soon as I opened the envelope and started to remove the card, I broke into laughter.
zippykatz almost 11 years ago
Hubby and I save the same cards and use them year after year: Valentines, Birthdays, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Anniversary. we pretend to be surprised, it’s fun, and saves a few $$.
Jaythor about 1 year ago
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about romance. With the horror that is his wife, I wouldn’t waste a lot of time there either.