The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 25, 2007
February 24, 2007
February 26, 2007
Transcript:
Man: This is Elderpark Security Command! Attention all security gnomes! Gnome: This is Garden Gnome is Sector 3. I have a female resident picking flowers. Over. Gnome: Video Gnome... Sector 4 to base. Very quiet out here. No skaters on ice. Do you copy? Man: Roger that. Video coming in clear. Gnome: Sector 1... Hall Monitor Gnome. Purse on floor outside door at B-16... Man: Roger that, Sector 1. Am on it! Over. Gnome: Sector 7 to base! People are sliding and falling! Rapid ice melt! Rapid ice melt! 10-48? Man: Roger that! Where are you reporting from? Gnome: I'm at the Kit-Kat Lounge on Main Street! What's it to you? Man: Whoa!
