The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 19, 2007

Transcript:

The General: Anything interesting in the "personals" section, Boone? Boone: You bet! Listen to this! "Attractive, intelligent woman, early 70s, interested in finding a mature man who enjoys fishing... playing poker and drinking beer with his buddies..." General: What a catch! Boone: "... who's willing to give it all up to play lots of shuffleboard with me!" General: There's the catch!