Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 17, 1993

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    Comisftw  over 10 years ago

    What’s to bet everyone who trials makes the soccer team.

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    spyroclub1  over 6 years ago

    He cant score a goal, hes a goalie. Maybe not in the earlier strips though.

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    One Navy Seal  over 5 years ago

    Nate is already learning the professional stuff!

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    PBS1!  over 5 years ago

    Satire, or just classic Nate?

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    Buizel  almost 5 years ago

    so n8 will impress jenny by looking like a wimp

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    Brxken Lol  over 4 years ago

    Yep he’ll look like what he is. A wimp tbh.

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    ♞нυитєявσу_z♘  about 3 years ago

    EXPECTIONS

    Nate fake-falls and pretends his leg is broken.

    Nate: OW! THE PAIN! IT’S UNBEARABLE!

    Jenny runs over to Nate from the bleachers.

    Jenny: Oh, you poor, poor thing? What should I do?

    Nate: Be my girlfriend!

    Jenny: ok

    REALITY

    Nate fake-falls but it backfires and his leg actually gets broken.

    Nate: OWWWWWWW! JENNY, COME HERE!

    Jenny walks over to Nate with an angry face.

    Jenny: Drop dead, fatso.

    Jenny summons Thor’s hammer from nowhere and bangs it on Nate’s legs. They do not work anymore.

    Nate: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Jenny: number one victory royale

    Jenny flosses her way out of the field. Everyone cringes.

    why do I do this

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