Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 1992
December 19, 1992
December 21, 1992
Transcript:
Rudolph, The Red-nose reindeer.... ELLEN, the high school sophomore a christmas carol by Nate Wright sung to the tune of: Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer Ellen, the high school sophomore had a really ugly nose. It was so darn humongous that she couldn't see her toes. Ellen: Hmmm..... am I wearing shoes? All of the other sophomores liked to laugh at Ellen's schnozz. It was the most disgusting of her many, many flaws. It was clearly Christmas Eve when Ellen caught a cold. coughing, sneezing, stuffed-up head so her brother Nate, he said: Ellen, you look so funny lying there like that in bed. Your nose is just like Rudolph's. It is really big and red!! Ellen: *Sniff* Nate: Want me to cheer you up with a song i wrote?
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Pure poetry.
itstarted over 10 years ago
Now do one to the tune of jingle bells
laurac5800 over 10 years ago
Or silent night
BNFANCC over 10 years ago
First no Sundays now ALL Sundays?
Big Nate SuperFan! over 10 years ago
I love Nate’s Rudolph parody! Ellen’s the worst!
AliceAcadamy#1 about 10 years ago
I can sing this now!
TheArsenalFan about 9 years ago
Brrrrrrilliant!
Jack Kalin about 8 years ago
Okay, I think Nate exaggerated Ellen’s nose in the second to last panel.
Comic Fanboy about 8 years ago
I like Nate’s poems.
SUPER BIG NATE FAN almost 7 years ago
ha! ellen is so annoying, she totally diserves that
IAmSeamonkey about 6 years ago
re-run
Stonkss over 5 years ago
Panel 6: YOSHI???
scrimblo about 5 years ago
Your.Nose.Is.The.Same.Size. As.Hers.
ComicBoss125® about 4 years ago
thats sad
NYAVOR!!! almost 4 years ago
Beautiful.
hockey man over 3 years ago
XD
LeilaEllison over 3 years ago
looks like someone’s dying tonight……..
lil sushi™ over 3 years ago
That’s not gonna cheer her up! Don’t be mean, Nate!
Snoopy is the Best! :) over 2 years ago
So clever, Nate! I literally sung it to the tune of the song, and it sounds great! Just don’t show it to Ellen, or YOU will have a red nose! (FROM A PUNCH IN THE FACE!!)
doctorwho29 almost 2 years ago
I sang this as I read it. It’s very rude but oh so funny
little big nate almost 2 years ago
Ive read this so many times
I am dedicated to Big Nate 8 months ago
RUDOLPHH DUH RED NOWESD RAINDERR