Monty by Jim Meddick for March 23, 2014
Transcript:
We're surrounded by zombies!!! Head to the kitchen! We'll make a run for it out the back door! Chances are slim we'll both make it through the zombie horde... But if one of us goes down, it'll create a feeding frenzy diversion, and most likely allow one of us to escape... Right. I'll check to see if the coast is clear... Ok, ready?... On the count of three... One... Two... Man, I had a really messed up zombie dream last night... Was I in it? Well, you... Um... No, actually you weren't in it...
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Someone please explain the condiments on Moondog’s back to me.
tonypezzano over 10 years ago
Making Moondog more tasty for the Zombies!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Well, he was, for a while, Monty. —Until he nobly sacrificed himself so you could escape from the diverted zombies….
PICTO over 10 years ago
In order to hike safely in the woods, you don’t have to be able to out run a bear. You only have to be able to outrun your hiking partner.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
THEY DON’ T?
Mopman over 10 years ago
Of course it makes sense. He’s making Moondog more appealing to the zombies so that they eat him and Monty escapes.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 10 years ago
The gag seemed pretty clear to me. Don’t know what was confusing.
billyruffian over 10 years ago
Monty didn’t relish the thought of becoming the diversion
vecihi over 10 years ago
According to the professor in Day of The Dead (1985) my favorite zombie film, the zombies don’t eat because they are hungry. Their eating is instinctive. He demonstrates this in his lab on a zombie with its stomach removed; it still tries to eat. So mustard or ketchup are rather unlikely to arouse the zombies’ appetite.
In fact, judging by what a cheapskate Monty is, they are probably the cheapest brand and will probably repel the zombies instead.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer?
Good one.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Monty – did you eat something that disagreed with you or did you go to bed hungry?