The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2014

Abbot and Costello?

‘I’ didn’t say anything.

G wiz.

Al S… ‘U’ never know… ‘Y’, she might B lookin’ 4 ‘U’.

O, L, U…. ain’t she yer X?

I C. Y?

apparently someone is trying to case the joint – just can’t tell if its upper or lower

I C U P.Y?Because U left the bathroom door open.

A… Y.. U! O, I… C…

Comments today are capital!

I’M UP for a game of cards.

Who R U?

M R ducksA R not,O S A RC M E D B D feet?L I B M R ducks

I hadn’t thought about this one in a looooong time! LOL!

A B C the poppies L M N O poppies O S A R see M P N

Who’s at the door, is it a vowel or not?

Looks like there is P in front of the door.

Nice Fedoras!

Oh, wait. It’s not Y. It’s Ö and Φ, the Swede and the Greek.

Well its I, M, U, at the the table. It would have been better if it was I, O, U instead since they’re playing poker.

D A V E ’S NOT HERE, MAN

Based on their diction, I’m guessing that M and U are not men of letters…

I’ve seen “You,” spelled that way, as a name. Presumably by someone who never had many dealings in English before.

Al… are there some you’d like explained?

Not trying to be snarky, just helpful, cos while some are more contrived than others, they all make sense to me, to at least some degree, as long as I read the letter names aloud.

ABCD goldfish?LMNO goldfish.OSAR goldfish. CDBDI’S?OICM now.

FUNEM? S.FUNEX?S.OK. ILFMNX.

I was hoping someone would say something about i being imaginary.

Who’s on first, What’s on second, I. Dunno’s on third…