Pinocchio sits at a table across from a career counselor.
Career counselor: It looks like your choices are politician, mortgage broker, or coffee table.
“Can’t tell a lie.” Politician? Mortgage broker? What? Used car salesman was too cliche? How about psychologist? It isn’t really lying to people since you can’t tell the future and you can’t change the past.
Laura Chapman over 10 years ago
Stay out of politics unless you plan on getting a nose job every half hour.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
He might work out as puppeteer supervisor for Sesame Street
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
I go with Mortgage Broker.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Can’t tell a lie.” Politician? Mortgage broker? What? Used car salesman was too cliche? How about psychologist? It isn’t really lying to people since you can’t tell the future and you can’t change the past.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
Really, any job that involves lying would not work for Pinocchio. He’s too transparent.