That would send a chill up the spine of most (not all) professional wrestlers, who are primarily athletic entertainers, not real fighters. There are some who have real fighting skills, but even these normally follow the script or get out of the promotion.Tarzan is scary….
This tragedy has turned into a metro-sexual “Joe Palooka” tale. Maybe “Rocky Balboa” and Sonny Liston will join the group….they know how to “take a fall”! Wrap this up next Sunday and hopefully our jungle man will get back to the JUNGLE"! HaystacksCalhounAGowa!!
While I’d have to say that Mangler McCoy probably works better professionally — and it’s certainly far easier to spell — I think I would prefer Bronislaw Schwolski, since I love those often tongue-tripping and -twisting Slavic names.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
“By the way, here’s some footage of Tarzan snapping a lion’s neck with his bare hands.”
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
That would send a chill up the spine of most (not all) professional wrestlers, who are primarily athletic entertainers, not real fighters. There are some who have real fighting skills, but even these normally follow the script or get out of the promotion.Tarzan is scary….
profkatz over 10 years ago
This tragedy has turned into a metro-sexual “Joe Palooka” tale. Maybe “Rocky Balboa” and Sonny Liston will join the group….they know how to “take a fall”! Wrap this up next Sunday and hopefully our jungle man will get back to the JUNGLE"! HaystacksCalhounAGowa!!
quartermain over 10 years ago
As boring as playing Ring around Rosie.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
While I’d have to say that Mangler McCoy probably works better professionally — and it’s certainly far easier to spell — I think I would prefer Bronislaw Schwolski, since I love those often tongue-tripping and -twisting Slavic names.