Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 14, 2014

Calvin doesn’t have to worry about Miss Wormwood killing him because his Mother will do it first.

Calvin…the Last thing you need is coffee! ;)

If you wake Mom up, she’ll let you have it all right, Calvin, and it won’t be coffee!

Do the homework first and wait with the coffee, Mom certainly will not be happy!

Maybe coffee is the problem?

I never heard of a kid Calvin’s age needing coffee.

I spend 6 hours in school, homework can take a hike (OFF A CLIFF), the rest of the day belongs to me!!!!

Calvin on caffeine…look out!

How do you “forget” to do you your math homework? I’ve never forgotten about it, but I may have intentionally neglected it.

Oh boy! And I’m sure Mom will be happy to make you some coffee.

Is your middle name ricotta? (bet you’ve been asked that before?)

No need for coffee. A bowl of Calvin’s favorite cereal should have the same effect,

need some coffee … but just 6 years

ADHD researchers have found that scheduled caffeine is effective in treating ADHD symptoms (which is in large part a sleep disorder). For that matter, 5 exercise periods a day was just as effective as Ritalim.

Coffee for a six-year-old….Yeah, like you need it.

I never did understand the concept of an “all nighter.” If I didn’t know it the day before the exam, I certainly wasn’t going to learn it the night before. Sleep deprivation and analytical thinking don’t seem to go together.

And -so I’ve heard - god help the kid if he accidentally drops a scrap of paper on the sidewalk & is too tired to notice & pick it up: the Anti-Littering gestapo will do him on the spot.Hefty fine or even prison.

Is that a risk you want to take, Calvin?

xxx

When I was in school the History teacher made us watch a stupid program and write about it. Peyton Place was on at the same time so I missed it I was mad as hell. And there were no VCR’s back then.

…no, I didn’t go to school in that kind of pressure cooker, but I’ve certainly heard about those systems. I’ve also heard that most of the kids come out thinking like robots, and often have to be “uneducated” to some degree (no pun intended) when they get into a work environment…

tip: do your homework calvin

“…job flipping hamburgers”

Not even close, would you like to GUESS again…?

It does kinda feel like a nightmare….