Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 28, 2014

An airtight alibi.

We’ll see, what she will do!

She’ll find the Stupendous Man costume under the pillow. Yer busted, kid!

“Mild-mannered Calvin”?! Do I Ever have a Bridge to sell you! ;)

It’s all your too vivid imagination, Rosalyn! Me an Hobbes been here in bed since 8 o’clock….

And Hobbes is the only one who knows your secret identity and he is not telling.

Plain as the nose on his face!

Hi

From what I’ve seen, I’m not sure that I’d call Calvin mild-mannered!

Has anyone ever seen Calvin and Stupendous Man in the same place at the same time?

be smart Calvin’s

See you when you get released from being grounded… when you’re, say, 21…

I love this story arc

I think Calvin just outsmarted Stupendous Man…….or is it the other way around?

The gig is up Calvin!………heck hath no fury like Rosalyn scorned…

Denial? Isn’t that a tiny little state (shows up as a dot on the border line) next to Rhode Island? :D

Are ya gonna believe your eyes or some stupid facts?!

And pretty soon, Rosalyn is going to be here, too!

On your own head be it, Calvin!

xxx

Your new babysitters:http://fox6now.com/2014/04/28/women-lock-boy-in-crate-pour-syrup-and-kitty-litter-on-him/

I was thinking scam artist, but I guess that’s the same thing as lawyer without the degree and licensing.