New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 08, 2014

Think of all the jobs R&D will create.

Try making broccoli-flavored soda. It might not technically be poisonous, but it’ll certainly have children barfing left and right.

There’s never a shortage of poisons…

With the amount of wind we get on top of this hill, I’d gladly have a few wind turbines in the garden. &%£* the neighbours who complain ’cos their view is enhanced.

Thanks,lord,who art so very big…