Red and Rover by Brian Basset for July 02, 2001

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    Kiwiwriter47  2 months ago

    I remember when we were all doing endless push-ups in Navy basic training, and our drill instructor ordered one of us to “do your magic trick” of turning his two quarters into a soda from the machine.

    Then the instructor took that soda, and drank it while sitting on a table, watching us. He paused and said, “It still tastes great.”

    Then he stopped us, so that we could all hear him do his soda belch.

    “That feels great,” he said, and had us continue doing push-ups.

    I never enjoyed that nonsense.

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