Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 15, 2002
Transcript:
Red: I...saw mommy.... Rover: <kiss, lick, slobber, lick, kiss, kiss, kiss, lick> Red: ...Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep she thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then... I saw Mommy... Rover: <lick, slobber, kiss, slobber, kiss, kiss, kiss, lick, kiss> Red: ...Santa Claus, underneath his beard so snowy white oh, what a laugh it would have been...if Daddy had only seen Mommy.... Rover: <kiss, slobber, lick, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss> Red: ...Santa Claus last night! Let's drop that Christmas carol from our repertoire. It turns my face into a sheet of ice.