The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Interviewer: I see you're fluent in Pig Latin and you can hold your breath for 40 seconds. And you were once in the studio audience for a juicer infomercial, although you were never actually on camera. I must say, this is the most impressively unimpressive resume I've ever seen. Eno: Thanks.
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comicgos almost 11 years ago
Llewellenbruce almost 11 years ago
Just another blown job opportunity for Eno.
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
About as impressive as Eno’s work ethic.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“That was not a compliment!”
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
So, do I get the job??
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Just like my resume: your average run of the mill jack of all tech, dime a dozen IT peoples.
“I’m sorry. We’re looking for someone with more specialized skills.” “I can have specialized skills. Teach me. Let me learn on your equipment. Please, dear God! Please, I need this job!”
“Sir it’s very unprofessional to beg. Let go of my skirt.”
slhansen07 almost 11 years ago
I agree, very unimpressive
Jeff0811 almost 11 years ago
Ank-thay uo-yay, you erk-jay.