Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 10, 2014

If it’s actual Chinese Junk, you could go fishing in it!

Ssso thisss isss the ssstrip Missssssy wasss talking about on the 31ssst.

Scott’s just making a big S of himself.

Biggest USA export, according to my friend who is in the recycling business,———trash.

Now the wall only needs 14 more pieces of Flair…

This one is just sad. True, but sad.

Love ‘what you said is true. That doesn’t mean you’re right.’

My first thought was, “He’s auditioning for ‘Sesame Street’!”

that’s a big s? Or is it a reclusive I?

“Does this wall make my S look big?”