Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 03, 2001
Transcript:
"Eyeball news." "Welcome again to 'Eyeball News.' First, we tell the story of an expectant mother who hasn't had her trash picked up for three straight weeks." "Pregnant woman has huge litter!" "Then we tell of a minister planning a gala fundraising party." "Local churchman having an affair!" "And the police foiled a break-in at a publishing company." "Cops aid bookmaking operation!" "Stop it, Ernie! Your constant wisecracking will drive me to drink!" "Anchorman admits to entering spirit world!"