Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 12, 2014

“I have a fever… a fever for more Spark-les.”

If only it were 1977, we’d make a fortune!

Unicorns are bothered by this fever, because although they get splendorous sparkles, they feel bad about it.

do they see stars?

Aw i still kind of want to see Marigold do things like Sneeze and turn Phoebe in to a topiary.

Yup, its a magic virus.

When humans get a cold, we eat chicken noodle soup to feel better. What do unicorns eat to make them feel better? Grass?

I wonder if this sparkle fever causes one says Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle as this poor guy after hear Eric Balwin saying it in the Thomas the Tank Engine movie

Sparkle fever, like all colds and fevers, grow worse at night. Especially at Twilight.

Someone get Marigold some orange juice.

Somewhere… a Vampire must be jealous.

She’s got the sparkle fever,She likes to sparkle down.Sparkle feverI think it’s going around.

I see Phoebe’s eyesight has returned.

So this answers a question I actually had (but didn’t ask) a couple days back on whether or not unicorns can get sick.

Apparently they can. It’s just…sparkly.

There’s beauty in everything Unicorns do…even sickness.

Sometimes dogs eat other dogs’ droppings to settle their stomachs. Can unicorns do the same?

I hope her Shield of Boringness doesn’t fail. It could be the end of the world as we know it…

I see now.

Poor Marigold! I hope no one gives her a mirror. I’m just getting over a Really Nasty Something (that did NOT involve sparkles, unfortunately), and she looks like I felt. Stay warm, plenty of fluids, Marigold!

SPARKLE! SPARKLE! SPARKLE!

In the immortal words of the Guess Who…

Colored lights can hypnotizeSparkle someone ELSE’S eyes!

I’m surprised this didn’t sparkle more bad puns.

Oh! New sketch! http://nostrilsketches.tumblr.com/post/76464109352/fist-hoof-bump

^ I love that sketch.

Re: fistbump…No headbumping please…

I guess unicorns actually DO get sick!