Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 25, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, Ernie, how's the job search going?" "I'm working on another batch of resumes." "Why are the corners of this resume rounded off?" "I'm applying for a job as a safety inspector." "This envelope has a fifteen cent stamp, two nine cent stamps and a one cent stamp." "I'm also applying to be a math teacher." "This one is torn in half and taped back together. What's the job?" "Marriage counselor." "But what about this one? There's no postage - it'll just come right back to you." "That's the idea! I'm also considering self employment."