Here are some more:“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones” (Psalm 137.9).“Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out” (Psalm 109.14).“For in death there is no remembrance of thee: in the grave who shall give thee thanks?” (Psalm 6.5).
This reminds me of the newspaper ad that went, “Marajuana is illegal, grass isn’t, send me $1 and I’ll send you grass.” The people who sent in the money got back an envelope full of lawn clippings.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
Maybe he thought it was a palm reader with a lisp.
finale almost 11 years ago
The Lord is my shepherd, but the gypsy is fleecing me.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
Does he do requests?
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
That’s terrific!
luvcmx almost 11 years ago
I just got the 4:20.
If I give myself a dope slap, can you do a forehead reading?
pcolli almost 11 years ago
I am not lying down in green pastures for anybody, not at my age.
babbie Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Huh?
uniquename almost 11 years ago
After the reading, she serves a nice salad made with bal-psalmic dressing.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Thanks for the reading. You will receive your reward….. in heaven.
markjoseph125 almost 11 years ago
Here are some more:“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones” (Psalm 137.9).“Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out” (Psalm 109.14).“For in death there is no remembrance of thee: in the grave who shall give thee thanks?” (Psalm 6.5).
pouncingtiger almost 11 years ago
At a fortune teller or at church, you pay either way.
heatherjasper almost 11 years ago
If you look at Psalms, it looks like David is bipolar:Oh, Lord, how I love thee!I am a wretched man, O Lord! I deserve to die!
pierreandnicole almost 11 years ago
I JUST got it. LOL, LOL, LOL
patlaborvi almost 11 years ago
This reminds me of the newspaper ad that went, “Marajuana is illegal, grass isn’t, send me $1 and I’ll send you grass.” The people who sent in the money got back an envelope full of lawn clippings.
Reality,really? almost 11 years ago
At the corner of wailing Wall Street and king david blvd.
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
Looks as if the customer may have misread the sign, and is now thinking, “Twenty-three skidoo!”