Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 24, 2014

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    Agent54  almost 11 years ago

    The perfect counterbalance when shooting darts is to hold a pint in the hand to the back. Than drink after each shot to adjust the counter weight.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  almost 11 years ago

    Flo should know………………

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    “Are the Darts Andy’s sporting plastic, metal, or summat-else?”.Whatever he can “borrow”.

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    Simon_Jester  almost 11 years ago

    Obviously Flo has never heard of bowling

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    There was an old “Mad Magazine” poem parody that began something like:“Come bowl with me this evening, dearAnd we will kill twelve pints of beer”It then continued in that vein, with more food (I seem to recall “a quart of peach ice cream”), and drink, with the bowlers, indeed, putting on weight as they participated in the sport. It ended something like:“Come bowl with me, you really shouldThe exercise will do you good!”

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Is that good?

    xxx

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 11 years ago

    Found this at http://www.mostdartgames.com/equip.html…" There are also special darts made that have screw-on weights called “add-a-gram”. These darts have the ability to add or take off weight depending on how you’re throwing that particular night."

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Gweedo – “over under sideways down” – Murray said, about 12 hours agoYeah. Mom had her schtick with the animals. -Your ability to post a cute ‘postage stamp’ didn’t go by me ! Nice to see it again.-Meat things are very germ conducive; that’s why all the flap about e-coli and whatever other toxins grow rampant in that environment.-“Full strength” milk was my fave, especially when laced with chocolate. All that 2%, 1 %, no percent stuff is all a sorry joke !-We’re building the salads …“t’morrer, fellers.”-See ya then.__________________________________________________Glad you like my childhood avatar. I know it’s silly but I really miss that dress I’m wearing. I loved it. -I still can’t find that photo of me where I’ve got my hair in 2 plaits (braids) and grinning like a Cheshire cat. -As I said, I was lucky not to fall ill after eating them. Phew.-I also like flavoured milk such as ‘Actimel’ it’s very nice and I could drink it all day. Especially the strawberry, peach and apricot flavours. -I hope Doug has a fun day tomorrow as well as you, Heather and everybody else who is there.-Happy Monday to you!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    @Stagger LeeThanks for posting that! I know I have it in my “Mad” collection somewhere or other, but my collections of all things are very unorganized.

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    Nothing to do with the cartoon, but have you seen this:.http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/feb/24/fracking-popstars-daughter-glued-protester.Copy & Paste…….

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    Stagger Lee  almost 11 years ago

    Harold Ramis 1944 – 2014..Famous for his films “Caddyshack,” “Ghostbusters,” “Groundhog Day,” and “Animal House.”

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