Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 24, 2002
Transcript:
"Ernie, your prospectus doesn't mention that your factory was flooded recently." "Right up front it says "Assets are all liquid!" "Or the long list of outside accountants who resigned over the questionable accounting practices." "Auditors in complete agreement!" "And most of your employees are desperately seeking jobs elsewhere." "Highly motivated work force!" "But what about the fact that you're down to your last 25 cents?" "High hopes for the quarter!"