Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 04, 2014

Not that anyone expected this to end well … but this ain’t going to end well. (One wonders whether this is a setup by her ever-so-loving brother to Shame His Trashy Sister.)

Gallant takes his dates to dinner, as he promised. Goofus mortifies his dates by making them the center attention in a roomful of strangers.

What a jerk. She is a smart girl and will tell him and his “friends” where to get off – I hope.

At least there’s another girl at the party. Or at least I’m assuming the one with the earring is a girl. Or is that round thing one of those seasickness patches?

Well, P3 shows that there’s at least one other female at this shindig. That might be a good sign……nah, bet not. Probably several cases of Hoo on ice out back as well.

I hope it ends up like the “Hello Larry” episode where Ruthie is charmed until a few minutes before the end by Cubby Olson (whom her sister hates).

(hint: Cubby tries getting fresh, and gets quite wet — and Ruthie storms home, and gets grounded by her dad)

For some reason, I keep hearing that Don Henley song playing in the background. “And all she wants to do is dance, dance, dance …”

Still No Gil Update: Day 5. Maybe he’s at the party and we haven’t seen him yet. Just chillin’ w/the St. F’s crowd.

In all reality, Wynn has followed Wendy to the party and when he sees she s in trouble all helll breaks loose. Smashed tv, broken furniture, holes punched in the walls and beds set on fire.

I think Jack Metzger’s stock is going to rise after this ordeal

And I hear in my head the classic Jackson 5 tune, “Dancin’ Machine.”

Pay up! I told you I could get her to go out with me. Gee, and I thought you were such a nice guy. There’s tomorrow’s dialog. No one has to read this @$^&, take a day off.

Everyone is so negative. Did it occur to any of you that these private school boys might be good tippers?

The train has pulled into the station…

Whiz, c’mon….“Sally Forth” needs comments too!

And look how big that hand is compared to his arm.

Does the guy on the right in panel three have on french cuffs and cuff links?

Hopefully Metzger was stalking Wendy and will step in to the rescue.

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“Hopefully, before they can gang-rape her.”

When did the story get moved to Mumbai?

Why is that 12 year old’s right hand in P3 so large?

Mop? Mop?? Mop! There you are, passed out next to the bucket of floor cleaner. Time to wake up and make us today’s installment!

I’m hoping to stick some people from this site into strips occasionally, in crowd shots or whatever. Unfortunately most people here don’t have an avatar though. Bitsy could make it, maybe Bike Mike and one or two others. Those of you with nothing consider adding one and maybe you’ll be immortalized. :)