Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 24, 2005
Transcript:
Robot Court "X-X-19 and XY-22 are getting a divorce." "It was inevitable. They have interface compatibility issues and just couldn't communicate." "They're wired differently and want other things. He's content to let planned obsolescence run it's course..." "While she's always going in for her upgrades. And she used her latest logic upgrade to win a very favorable settlement from the judge." "Oh, is she getting a big chunk of his future work output?" "Better than that---she's selling him off for spare parts!"