Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 30, 2014
March 29, 2014
March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: I have some bad news, bud. Your goldfish died last night. Boy: Where is he now? Woman: Your dad is giving him a burial at sea. Boy: Dad went all the way to the ocean? Woman: Not exactly... Woman: Oh, there goes sparkles now.
Lesson #347 in ‘How to Make a Child Cry’. We had a corner in our back yard that was the ‘Small Pet Cemetery’. Even let me make little popsicle stick crosses. When they disappeared prior to lawn-mowing, Dad said, “We had a wind storm last night.” My parents were kind, that way.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Louie Anderson live does a funny impression of the fish flush…Pepper!!
She Mc over 10 years ago
When I see a cat or dog or other pet in some movie, they are usually there so they can be hurt in some way, almost always sad
grossvatter over 10 years ago
If it’s a Henderson 3000 Sparkles will get there way faster ….BAH-WOOOOOsh
dpurdin56 over 10 years ago
Lesson #347 in ‘How to Make a Child Cry’. We had a corner in our back yard that was the ‘Small Pet Cemetery’. Even let me make little popsicle stick crosses. When they disappeared prior to lawn-mowing, Dad said, “We had a wind storm last night.” My parents were kind, that way.