FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 30, 2014

Go to the school nurse, Jason, and get your hearing checked.

Ya know, I had a teacher that looked kind of like her when I was his age. Miss Carlmas. Had a crush for a couple years.

The paper runway looks cool.

that`s an aircraft carrier, not a runway

I don’t know it stopped in two plane lengths!

Just give Jason an exam and keep teaching the rest of the class. That’ll get him to sit quietly for a while.

I threw an airplane in the airIt fell to earth I know not whereI wish I hadn’t thrown itOr the teacher hadn’t know itOr the courts would grant me voluntary prayer.

Jason & Lio need to team up :)

@Jason

Nice Paper-Aircraft-Carrier…

Now THAT’S a paper airplane.

For his paper airplane he could make a paper hanger, but then he would be charged for counterfeiting.

Nice try, Jason.

She should encourage his skills and have him teach the rest of the class how to do that. Learning how to factor polynomials is a waste of time for 99% of the students.

How can she not be impressed with a paper airplane with wheels??

Cool.

I bet Jason would be great at origami!

come on teach ( name not coming to mind currently ) you HAVE to be impressed by that. Enroll the kid in a high school level engineering class already, you know he’d love it.

Oh snap

Only Jason.

Miss O’Malley: Sorry, Jason. Paper airplanes are distracting, no matter how ingenious they are.