Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 05, 2014

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    It would be a bad idea for the policeman to become enamored of this Old Testament style God: he might end up being smitten.

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    robolt  almost 11 years ago

    Godspeed.

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    jsab0  almost 11 years ago

    It’s tough to be everywhere at once when you’re constantly being hassled by the fuzz.

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    Superfrog  almost 11 years ago

    That’s not a Silver Thunderbird.

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    Jeffus  almost 11 years ago

    Even Gandalf has to obey the speed limit

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    Superfrog  almost 11 years ago

    Nice. :)

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    PICTO  almost 11 years ago

    Who do you have to be to get a plate for that state?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    doesn’t even look like Reese Witherspoon

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    J Short  almost 11 years ago

    Leon Russell?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Allman brother? Radagast? Hulk Hogan’s grandpa?

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    Karaboo2  almost 11 years ago

    The cop lives in a state of confusion.

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    debuggingdevice  almost 11 years ago

    I think he may be “The Walrus” koo-koo k’choo!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    To paraphrase Captain Kirk (in the worst Star Trek movie ever made): “Why does God . . . need a car?”

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago

    Gawd on speed?

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Alternatively, Jimmy Buffit’s “God don’t drive a car”

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    ProfessorKid  almost 11 years ago

    “Whooooo are you? Who, who, who, who?”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    A ten-letter vanity plate? Well, the population of Heaven may call for higher limits….

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    rvporter  almost 11 years ago

    He might no be WHO he claims to be.

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    TIMH  almost 11 years ago

    My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the LordHe was speeding down the freeway in an early model FordWith a foot upon the throttle and a hand around a bottle ofPabst Blue Rib bon Beer

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    koredbr  almost 11 years ago

    The car in the opening sequence is a blue Corvette. lol

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