Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2014

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    In college, I waited banquets at a convention center….One time they served Cornish hens on a bed of wild rice…But it was just the back ends, legs sticking up in the air like they dove into the rice….It looked silly as all get out…The oddest thing was that it was at a convention of gynecologists….I couldn’t believe it….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Wow, it’s the end of every goose in that pan, all right.

    Fox had chased ’em till they ran into a bar….too bad nobody yelled “Duck!”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Varnes …. dessert?

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    Digital Frog  almost 11 years ago

    So that’s what the fox says?

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    EmilioLizardo  almost 11 years ago

    Take a gander at that fox!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    @Susan SunshineIf the fox chased ‘em all the way into the bar, didn’t the bar eat them instead of the fox? (And what would Davey Crockett think about all them vittles?)

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    TheDOCTOR  almost 11 years ago

    This has been a FOX NEWS update. :D

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 11 years ago

    That was a rather fowl gag…

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