Pickles by Brian Crane for March 11, 2014

I think so too.

Quit your complaining Earl and get a lint roller.

MY TWO CHIHUAHUAS MAKE SURE I STAY COVERED IN THEIR HAIR

You shouldn’t complain, Earl. This is the most hair you’ve had in decades.

Go outside again Earl and do the Hokey Pokey.

If he shook the blanket into the wind, wouldn’t the entire blanket come back at him, making it pretty much impossible?

“Hair in the wind..

We all have dog hair in the wi-ind"

No one recognizes me without my ubiquitous layer of German shepherd fur!

If only it all landed on his head.

I can get covered in dog hair without leaving the house. All of my dress slacks have dog and cat hair up to the knees. Keep a lint roller in the car.

I learned the Hokey Pokey at the old “Continental Skating” rink 50 years ago! Oh my Gosh I’m old!

Dogs and cats are fine… as long as someone else has them.

Earl, to paraphrase the late Jim Croce, you don’t shake into the wind.

Pet hair accessorizes every outfit!

I’ve had dog hair on me before. Took me a while to get it off.

xxx

Just go back outside and jump up and down, Earl!

Yes and everything tastes better with dog hair in it !!! 8^)

The dog hair my friend is blowin in the wind…