FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 06, 2014

Never call your mother a woman!

Well, Jason, you asked for it. And way to go, Andy!

When it comes to role playing -or anything else in life- Mother always trumps everything, including king. Even kings have mothers. Does not Game of Thrones teach that much?

Andy finally grew a clue!

Betting she doesn’t have a problem with him reading the books.

Sex and violence are completely fine in book form, but the instant it becomes visual? Oh then it’s going too far.

Hypocrite.

I think it’s less that she doesn’t have a problem with Jason reading the books as she can’t cancel his library card.

And afterwards Jason and Marcus STREAM/DOWNLOADS the video… at a undisclosed location away from prying-eyes.

@ArbitraryBooks allow one to use one’s imagination. The problem with video is that it’s monkey see monkey do.

And Jason will find out how to unblock it very quickly, but he can’t unblock what’s been cancelled.

As I tell my nephew, “Moms trump all”.

And to think I only watch it after hours On Demand when the kids have gone to bed . . . . .

Saw a special on ScyFy called “My Big Fat Geek Wedding.” The bride and groom met playing games on-line and met in person at a Renaissance Festival. The wedding theme was LOTR/GOT. They had a castle. The ring bearer was a trained falcon, the bride and bridesmaids wore elf ears, the groom and his attendants wore Middle-Earth style armor. The groom bought a new sword for the occasion and engaged in a sword fight before the ceremony after entering on horseback. The reception featured banquet tables with throne seats, a stilt-walker, an acrobat and a fire-breathing dragon. The good news for Jason is that he can one day find his soulmate and have the wedding of his dreams,

technically, you don’t call HBO…..

Well, you’re gonna be grounded for sure this time, Jason. And you are too young to see that TV show.

winter is coming. the white walkers. dragons. and, cersei and jaime lannister’s incestous union. red wedding.

Kids watch the show at another house.You cancel library cards, or restrict them.But better to have discussions and consequences.

Actually, never call ANY woman a woman in the way Jason does.

Even worse: when I was still living at home, I took a cab from the train station one night. As we were pulling up, the cabbie remarked, “I was just here the other day—I took your sister to her office!”.I replied, “You’re either complimenting her or insulting me—that was my mother.”

also he has watched game of thrones before according to an earlier comic ( the one where they pulled a prank for the first episode of the season by replacing all the horses with “my little pony ones” for about a minute ).

At least he didnt insult her.

Too late, he’s seen Dexter and The Walking Dead. And, not being a GoT fan, the only inappropriate thing to me seems to be the high body count.