Your Majesty, The Goodwife and I are unable to attend the Royal wedding and concomitant festivities. We understand the invitation is a pressing request, however, we seem to have a bit of the plague just now.
Having coughed out a mere half of my liver, I feel you will indeed understand if we are not present.
God Save The King and Queens!!!
margueritem almost 16 years ago
And you’ll have to cough up another present!
cruncher3 almost 16 years ago
how many weddings is he going to have?
shippingtroll almost 16 years ago
To save gold the King printed the wedding invitation on the back of the funeral notice for the previous Queen.
watsduo almost 16 years ago
Don’t lose your head and refuse to attend!
gigabyte03 almost 16 years ago
Your Majesty, The Goodwife and I are unable to attend the Royal wedding and concomitant festivities. We understand the invitation is a pressing request, however, we seem to have a bit of the plague just now. Having coughed out a mere half of my liver, I feel you will indeed understand if we are not present. God Save The King and Queens!!!