Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 09, 2009
July 08, 2009
July 10, 2009
Transcript:
Zeb's exterminators Frank says, "Let me get this straight --- you want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?"
ladywolf17 over 15 years ago
Yes sir! that’s what the BIG BOSS says.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Catch two, put them in a box and take them off the ark - let him gas the rest.
gobblingup Premium Member over 15 years ago
Wow, gmartin, you’re a load of giggles today…
comicsnoob over 15 years ago
Better make sure they are Male and female….wait…..do we really need termites? Put them over by the Unicorns…..
yyyguy over 15 years ago
as Bill Cosby once said, “Why did he take the mosquitoes?”
bald over 15 years ago
how did noah decide which two in laws to take?
risitas over 15 years ago
yyyguy:
Cos actually said:
This is a heckuva job for someone who’s 600 years old - I mean, he’s gotta go “Two mosquitos, male or female???”
And, @bald:
Genesis, 6:7 - “The Lord said to Noah: Go into the boat with your whole family.”
risitas over 15 years ago
Oh, the strip:
Too bad Noah didn’t say, “$crew the termites! They’ll probably eat up the whole boat, & we’ll all drown”……..
Sternvogel over 15 years ago
Noah took three in-laws – each of his sons had a wife. In the Bible, the women (including Noah’s own wife) don’t have names, but the “Book of Jubilees” says that Noah was married to Emzara, son Ham to Ne’elatama’uk, son Shem to Sedeqetelebab, and son Japheth to ‘Adataneses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wivesaboardthe_Ark
(to restore link, add underscores after “wives” and “aboard”)
calvinandquestionmark over 15 years ago
Tigger They were gay termites
benbrilling over 15 years ago
Two termites sitting at a bar. One says, “Is the bar tender here.”
yyyguy over 15 years ago
i saw a cartoon where the ark was riddled with holes and the caption was, “I think the woodpeckers have to go.”