Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 10, 2009

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    ladywolf17  over 15 years ago

    Yuck!

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    tbree  over 15 years ago

    LOL! Great! Besides, sounds like it would go with my wife’s cooking.

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    LOL! of COURSE it would be squash. the perfect side dish

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    Edcole1961  over 15 years ago

    I hope that’s not the same as the pressed duck.

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    ejcapulet  over 15 years ago

    Urp!

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    D-i-c-e-R  over 15 years ago

    Can I substitute mashed potatoes?

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    imnshol2  over 15 years ago

    Don’t forget the flatbread.

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    comicsnoob  over 15 years ago

    served with FLAT Beer I bet…..

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    TiggerLeBounce  over 15 years ago

    He had to ask!

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    roadkill cafe menu

    SKIDBITS

    Moose-Wings And you thought only Buffalo had wings. Chicken Knuckles Deboned, declawed and deep fried. Lug Nuts Stuffed and Mounted. Road Pizza It’s flat. It’s round. It’s good. Mutant Moosehead Crawfish Tails Looks and tastes remarkably like Shrimp. Pig Lips We’re not kidding. Potato Pelts

    Or a raccoon that’s been run over too many times.

    Pail O’ Nightcrawlers

    French fries with that off the road patina.

    O-Rings Fried in 10W-40 with STP for flavor. Cat Tails Purrrrrrfect.
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    benbrilling  over 15 years ago

    There goes my breakfast!

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    Ross.vale  over 15 years ago

    How about creamed corn?

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    LOL @ ‘mashed potatos’ & ‘creamed corn’

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    eardroppings  over 15 years ago

    this just isn’t going to work…turns out the customer is flat broke.

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    good one! :)

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    Unfortunately, I must say that after all of these comments, the pun (including this one) falls rather flat.

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    ToborRedrum  over 15 years ago

    I bet it’s nice and fender, I mean tender.

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    blackman2732  over 15 years ago

    http://www.instantrimshot.com/

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    alife  over 15 years ago

    Thanks blackman2732, Got A VERY late start!!! Glad you Kept it! Hope you still have your job:0000

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