Monty by Jim Meddick for April 27, 2014

Behold, Monty, walking down the street in his bicycle tights and helmet, sipping his iced mocha, while phoning McCalley to report that a bearded lumberjack chopped down the tree to which he had illegally tethered his bike and stole it….

Nah. More like,“It’s there,I want it,I’ve got an axe,who’s gonna stop me?”

He axed for it.

P2 tree shaking is a subtle detail? Thief pulling on the bike to try to get it loose, then leaves (ha, leaves) to get his ax? Maybe.

Ha, my neighborhood’s so tough, they steal the trees.

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2008/02/police-stop-ax-wielding-bike-rider.html

Locks only keep honest people out…

I picture Monty doing something along the lines of Pee Wee Herman.

http://youtu.be/XjSVRsoBYNY

Monty rides a fixie (no shifters or brakes). I always knew he was weird but this is too much!

a guy did this exact thing on an episode of world’s dumbest criminals

New kind of “Chop Shop”.

“Shouldn’t be a hard man to follow..Leaves dead trees wherever he goes”(paraphrasing a quote in the movie “Outlaw Josie Wales.”)

Monty of the Limber Lost.