Doesn’t matter, really. Still a good hook. Although I always wanted to start a book, “In the middle of everything - or at least that’s where everybody says you’re supposed to start…”
You didn’t mention the sequel. Brown’s story (you sure it was Brown?) was titled “The Shortest Horror Story Ever Told”. The next issue of the same scifi mag contained this:
THE HORROR STORY SHORTER BY ONE LETTER THAN THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER TOLD
The last man on earth sat in a room. There was a lock on the door.
——-
How’s these for opening hooks?:
“Call me Ishmael Jehovah.”
“Who is John Galt Jehovah?”
“It was the best of Jehovah, it was the worst of Jehovah.”
And to wax poetic (not the same as to wax a car), “Whan that Jehovah with his shoures soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote,…”
tbree about 15 years ago
I thought it was supposed to be about baseball: “In the Big Inning….”
margueritem about 15 years ago
It’s been done…
wndrwrthg about 15 years ago
I like ELPs “From the Beginning” better.
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
It left me reeling.
lewisbower about 15 years ago
“In the Beginning” is better than “The End is Near”
Jogger2 about 15 years ago
Genesis or Gospel of John?
KenyarJad about 15 years ago
Doesn’t matter, really. Still a good hook. Although I always wanted to start a book, “In the middle of everything - or at least that’s where everybody says you’re supposed to start…”
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
I think James Michener started that “in the beginning” idea.
bmonk about 15 years ago
I like, “I was born at a very young age…”
pschearer Premium Member about 15 years ago
Baslim:
You didn’t mention the sequel. Brown’s story (you sure it was Brown?) was titled “The Shortest Horror Story Ever Told”. The next issue of the same scifi mag contained this:
THE HORROR STORY SHORTER BY ONE LETTER THAN THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER TOLD
The last man on earth sat in a room. There was a lock on the door.
——-
How’s these for opening hooks?:
“Call me Ishmael Jehovah.”
“Who is John Galt Jehovah?”
“It was the best of Jehovah, it was the worst of Jehovah.”
And to wax poetic (not the same as to wax a car), “Whan that Jehovah with his shoures soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote,…”
Templo S.U.D. about 15 years ago
I’m with “what”, Friar Ernest.
Oh, the aching carpal tunnel syndrome back in that day before Johann Gutenberg.
calvinandquestionmark about 15 years ago
Joe Allen Doty knows all, tells all
bmonk about 15 years ago
Shortest fairy tale: “Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after.”