Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 13, 2009
September 12, 2009
September 14, 2009
Transcript:
Frank says, "Ernie, there are problems with these parties you're planning for the mental health center support groups!" Frank says, "There's no room booked for the workaholics." Ernest says, "That's okay --- they never show up at parties." Frank says, "You didn't charge the compulsive shoppers anything!" Ernest says, "We'll make a bundle selling their mailing list to catalogs!" Frank says, "And this hypochondriacs party looks like a complete bore!" Ernest says, "It'll be fine --- they always have a good time...." Ernest says ,"They come full of sham pain!"
patpel777 about 15 years ago
GROAN x2
Edcole1961 about 15 years ago
They didn’t make a bid for the optimist’s club since they didn’t think they could win it.
poppy1313 about 15 years ago
The Procrastination club couldn’t decide on the date
bmonk about 15 years ago
groan x 3 or 4. It’s as bad as the Psychiatric Help Hot line:
Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric helpline.
If you have compulsive obsessions, please press number one several times.
If you have problem with self esteem, ask somebody to press number two for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press numbers 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want, and we will keep watching you.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will let you know which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. Nobody will answer anyway.
benbrilling about 15 years ago
Full-groan funny!
ironked1 about 15 years ago
OOOHHHH. How does Bob do it day after day? Masterpiece.
vishooter about 15 years ago
Champagne to our real friends and real pain to our sham friends.