A golfer hit a long drive right down the middle. But when it came down it hit a sprinkler and the ball went into the woods. He was pissed and hit a hard iron shot which hit a tree and bounced back, hitting him in the temple and killing him.
At the Pearly Gates St. Peter looked at the big book and said, “I see you were a golfer, is that correct?”
“Yes, I am,” he replied.
“Do you hit the ball a long ways?” Saint Peter inquired.
I think that they use St. Peter because he is promised the power of the keys in Matthew 16:19–but as Catholics, we believe it works a bit differently from this picture…
drwatson about 15 years ago
Hehe…
vilarif about 15 years ago
congress better hope so
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
A golfer hit a long drive right down the middle. But when it came down it hit a sprinkler and the ball went into the woods. He was pissed and hit a hard iron shot which hit a tree and bounced back, hitting him in the temple and killing him.
At the Pearly Gates St. Peter looked at the big book and said, “I see you were a golfer, is that correct?”
“Yes, I am,” he replied.
“Do you hit the ball a long ways?” Saint Peter inquired.
“Hey, I got here in two, didn’t I?”
bald about 15 years ago
oh no,did he keep score of my actual wins at solitaire too ?? i’m in deep doo doo
bmonk about 15 years ago
I think that they use St. Peter because he is promised the power of the keys in Matthew 16:19–but as Catholics, we believe it works a bit differently from this picture…
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
Guess he didn’t make the cut.