Beardo by Dan Dougherty for March 20, 2014

Oh do I know that feeling, thankfully I always keep a couple magazines in the bathroom, otherwise I am stuck reading the back of the shampoo bottle!

Well, what did you go in for in the first place? If you’ve been sitting there that long and nothing’s happened, it ain’t going to happen now.

Your business, of course!

I’ve always thought it was a good place to get a load of crap out of your system.

I will never understand folks who sit on the “throne” for a long time reading or playing with their phone. Go in, get the business done and move on to much more comfortable seating to do your reading, etc.

But can you find a more private place for some quiet while reading? I find few people disturb me while on the throne, but sitting back and relaxing with an open book seems to send out an open invitation for anyone to disturb me.

Are we beyond the days of Reader’s Digest? ;_; How I miss you, Humor in Uniform.

Ex-lax

Why you read “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader” of course! The guy has several books and they are interesting and humorous. I mean, if you use the bathroom as your reading room of course!

My cousin was notorious for using the toilet once a week. No-one went anywhere near the bathroom after she’d used it.

Guess you’ll just have to attend to your business right now rather than putting it off.