Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 01, 2014

I gotta agree with you..this one’s a groaner

Oh no, not the curlers. :)

I bet that looks funny.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s not like the way it looked ! – Murray said, about 13 hours ago

They [Larry & Nancy] weren’t dressed anything special, just casual. Barb has her outfit and the hat and Todd seems to wear the same shirt when he plays or at least ones that have that sorta quasi tropical theme. -How I eat was accomplished over some years as I was raised up a “meathead”; liked my whole milk (1&2 % is for wussys) and mah cheese and ice creams and cookies and candy, especially when chocolate is involved. -Next door has two brown baby pigs.They are in a fenced enclosure, away from the main property fence where I meet my ‘girlfriend’. As best I can tell, the one grunts while the other one makes a high pitched squeal. When I talk at them the squeely one looks at me. I would hang with ‘em if they weren’t so far off. It’s too bad they are only “visiting” as Phil told the Grands, as told to me by Heather.-an old saying in a little booklet I have…-“When a cat looks at you it sees an inferior.When a dog looks at you it sees a superior.When a pig looks at you it sees an equal.”Forget who that was ascribed to, but the pot bellied pig I met and touched, when delivering phone books in the ‘90s is a good memory.-I wonder if your horsies would like actual mint leaves. The spring leaves are tasty while later season ones are more bitter. -Did you go lame when you fell off Trigger ?If you went lame I’m gonna hafta shoo’cha ! -Thanks, but not so great out. Another teaser day. Bright sunny, lottsa wind and some chill.-Not looking forward to Terrible Tuesday !_________________________________________________Casual is best in my opinion. I don’t bother dressing up much. I just shove anything on. Some people can accuse you for “not making an effort” but as long as you turn up… What does it matter? -I’ve been eating vanilla ice cream every night lately. I love it.Awwww. I bet the baby pigs are so cute. What are their names? -I loved that saying! I prefer dogs much more than cats so the second line from the quote applied to me the most.No harm done after falling off Trigger. I landed on the grass actually.-I go to see the horses as much as I can when I go out. I don’t go to see them when the weather is bad like the thunder & lightening I mentioned a few days ago.-Yesterday, Merlin & Sebastian were following me whenever I went to one side of the fence to pick some grass to feed them with. That was cute.-Was Tuesday terrible then?

@John Pike

Thank you for updating us on your MIL’s progress. I saw that photo of her ringing the bell near the x-ray room with the certificate in her hand. Gweedo had posted it. It’s a lovely photo.

You have been in our thoughts and prayers. I hope our prayers helped.

Take care of yourself and others around you.

Might want to see if one of your mates can put you up for the night, Andy. Don’t go back until Flo has a chance to calm down.

There are some things you just don’t joke about.

Extras cost more……. unless someone’s giving them away.

All this frivolity reminds me of prank phone calls we kids used to make (before caller ID came along).One example:“This is the power company calling – would you please look and see if the streetlight at the corner of your street is burning?”>>“Yes it is.”>>“Then call the Fire Department you stupid #$%!”Hang-up

@beviekA fortnight is the time elapsed between the beginning of the fortnight and its end.