Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 07, 2014
April 06, 2014
April 08, 2014
Transcript:
Man 1: "Closing" has such a sense of doom about it. Why don't they call it an "opening". Man 2: Because we want to remind you that you're trapped like rats for the next 30 years. Here...sign more papers.
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Ragarm350 over 10 years ago
Should be called “Real Life Misadventures”
kcycrs over 10 years ago
They look like conjoined twins.
dpurdin56 over 10 years ago
and “opening” was already taken – by the funeral industry.