Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 04, 2014

I didn’t know the pilgrims had beer. If they’re called as Puritans, wouldn’t they make themselves pure from drinking the Devil’s juice?

If it craps like a duck……………………….

I actually shook Fords hand back in 1975 when he landed a Dow AFB Me on his way somewhere. I was on a 7 day SAC alert and all alert personell had to go to the flight line to be observed by Ford. He came to the rope barrier & shook the hands of the ones in front. I was in front.

I voted for Ford. I thought he was a good man.

Ford was not elected because of the Nixon pardon.

I lived in Maryland when Spiro Agnew was Governor and kinda chuckled when he resigned from the Vice Presidency.

The only thing he received was the VP office without election

The Pilgrims stopped at Plymouth Rock because they were out of beer? What – they figured they’d pick some up at a 7-11?

We’ll never know how many assassinations are attempted on US presidents. They (Secret Service) keeps them hush-hush whenever possible. I witnessed an attempt on Ford in Seattle and actually assisted in taking the guy down. He was spirited away with hands over his mouth and never a word was mentioned in the media.

B-b-b-but why a duck? Why-a no chicken? ☺

Groucho ought to be replaced with Chico here, except that Chico is harder to recognize.

Sounds like the best duck decoy ever invented.So, Lynette Fromm and Sarah Jane Moore both outlived Ford and are free today? Ford holds the record for the longest life of all our Presidents. And he didn’t lose his mental faculties near the end, as Reagan did.