Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 22, 2014

They’re doing a bizarre PDA in the library.HS or the public one (where the kids are likely to gather).

Wow, I love the strip but this is not interesting.

The “Lamey” plot has reached new lows in P1. If Amy recognizes how crazy it is to be rubbing Conrad’s hair for luck, why on earth is she doing it? To be polite?

Amy! Keep your fingers away from your mouth and eyes until you’ve had a chance to wash your hands.Will that remove the luck?

I forget. Is this fast pitch or slow pitch softball? 0-8 for slow pitch would be bottom 1%, I’d guess.

What the hell is going on in P3? Is Amy reaching nirvana? Does she have a “lazy” eye? I can’t figure out what she is looking at. And why is she pointing at her mouth? Is she wanting Lucky/ Conrad to kiss her right there in the middle of the ‘brary? Whatever…..I guess it isn’t any worse than the “Nostril Cam” in P2.

In all reality, do we care that Luckys ear lobe doesn t want to be called Conrad ?

Rub the head until you start ripping the ball. I dare say the sex education textbooks in Milford need a little updating.

She should rub the peacock with the ancient wrestler while wearing the cardboard bikini instead. Who says this strip has gotten bizarre?

Amy’s hand and chin showing signs of acromegaly. What is behind the mysterious prevalence of this rare disease in Milford?

This storyline is so boring I keep falling asleep while trying to create Mopped Up Thorp.

Like all the Milford girls, Amy has succumbed to the “stache.” Working on a nice Snidely Whiplash.

WoodyTB, if it’s one or the other, she’s indicating her preference

Library date for Lucky and Amy. Next date, spelunking in Carbone Cave.