they are already on first names, guess Tarzan will be the best man
Time to move on Tarzan.
Tarzan: Matchmaker of the Jungle.
He’s reading an article on “Better Ways to Neck-snap Your Next Lion” to hide his tears at losing Penny…..
And feathers are about to fly.
That issue of “Hunting Illustrated” also has the annual “loin cloth” feature, supermodels in various forms of undress on the African continent.
In this months issue, Shooting Stuff, Killing Things, How To Skin Stuff, How to Stuff Stuff….
I wonder if Tarzan had the courtesy to put down a towel so he wouldn’t get the upholstery all sweaty?
Tarzan has now become the “Piggy Patty Stanger” of Kenya! UGH, enough of this matchmaking nonsense!! Git steppin; Tarzan, back to see what damage & trouble Jane has gotten into over the past 6 months. :)> BringOnJaneAGowa!!
Tarz is chillin’!
Must say, Penny seems to have ‘filled out’ some, since her first appearance, some weeks back, when she was very thin – ah – willowy.
magazine article on where to hire a stunt lion …toimpressthebabesagowa
Oh, it’s that simple! Why didn’t I ever think of beating the child of a woman I was interested in?
wiselad over 10 years ago
they are already on first names, guess Tarzan will be the best man
Old Comic Strip Lover over 10 years ago
Time to move on Tarzan.
tripwire45 over 10 years ago
Tarzan: Matchmaker of the Jungle.
Buddy McBuddy over 10 years ago
He’s reading an article on “Better Ways to Neck-snap Your Next Lion” to hide his tears at losing Penny…..
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
And feathers are about to fly.
Polsixe over 10 years ago
That issue of “Hunting Illustrated” also has the annual “loin cloth” feature, supermodels in various forms of undress on the African continent.
J Short over 10 years ago
In this months issue, Shooting Stuff, Killing Things, How To Skin Stuff, How to Stuff Stuff….
WebSmith over 10 years ago
I wonder if Tarzan had the courtesy to put down a towel so he wouldn’t get the upholstery all sweaty?
profkatz over 10 years ago
Tarzan has now become the “Piggy Patty Stanger” of Kenya! UGH, enough of this matchmaking nonsense!! Git steppin; Tarzan, back to see what damage & trouble Jane has gotten into over the past 6 months. :)> BringOnJaneAGowa!!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
Tarz is chillin’!
Eugeno over 10 years ago
Must say, Penny seems to have ‘filled out’ some, since her first appearance, some weeks back, when she was very thin – ah – willowy.
Locksley1 over 10 years ago
magazine article on where to hire a stunt lion …toimpressthebabesagowa
Marc Poschman over 10 years ago
Oh, it’s that simple! Why didn’t I ever think of beating the child of a woman I was interested in?