Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 19, 2014

You go Poo Poo!

A very judgemental dog …

What? The Bartender (or bouncer) and the the other dogs didn’t know that Poncho live in a house full of cats?

DROOLIA!!! …….. Where are you???

It’s not his fault his owner likes cats as well as dogs.

There is no discrimination at Pooch Cafe.

Regular little Nazi, ain’t he?

Regular little bully he is, particularly disturbing since dogs REALLY don’t do this. Not that Poncho doesn’t deserve it…

Oh, wait….OH YEAH!? JUST WHAT ABOUT BICHON FRISES, YOU BIG BULLY!!!

That is one annoying dog, whoever he or she is.

The mouthy dog is starting to remind me of my idiot ex-brother-in-law.

The new boss dog at the cafe looks suspiciously like one of the hobo dogs! Coincidence??? And what about that bichon fox terrier! :))

I say it’s “Bichons Frise” as in French, the adjective follows the noun. But I prefer not to talk about them at all.

Funny, the hobo dogs had no trouble making him king- or did cat scent get blasted away during the ride?

I used to accuse my little dog of “breedism”. As a pup, she was bullied by a couple of aggressive poodles (Yes, poodles!). For the next several years, she would either avoid or growl at any poodle she saw. After meeting a great many friendly poodles in the dog park, she got over the worst of her breedism; but, she still doesn’t like them — just tolerates them. OTOH, she still bounds after golden retrievers like a playful puppy (she learned to like goldens, because our neighbor had a friendly one, when she was a pup).

That would be Droolia.

Oh come on! Poo Poo has been going there for years! Kick him out and you’ll have Droolia to deal with!