Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 24, 2014

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    orinoco womble  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of a documentary I saw about people who clip and dye their dogs to make “scenes” and compete for prizes. Talk about cruelty to animals. The owners were all saying, “Oh, he loves it, he knows he looks great” and meanwhile the poor animals gave new meaning to the words “looking hangdog.” I never thought a dog could look so embarassed. You could practically hear them thinking, “I look like an idiot.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “I took him to the most a-mazing dog groomer ever…He had a really clear goal… but I wasn’t sure how he’d ever get there. "

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    MikeyMN  over 10 years ago

    Maze jokes are corny.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The fleas call it Poodleland. It’s very popular.

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    Digital Frog  over 10 years ago

    Starting May second, be amazed by May’s maze of maize, it may suprise you!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He’s a poodle-labyrinthador mix.

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