The ponies play at Wilcox Downs, ‘tis time to place a betRusty has an inside tip, his source ain’t failed him yet.“Quickdraw” is a long shot, goes off at thirty to oneStout heart of a champion, sweet sight watching him run.The winners cheer, collect hard cash, buy drinks strong and coldThe payouts rise, the track is down, Angus must be told.Something here is fishy; Angus smells a dirty ratVideo confirms his hunch: Sparkplug runs like that.His horse should be away today, a shoot with the new starFilming on The Moon Maid set, sweet Mysta shall go far.Angus turns his cold green eyes to Kolossal StudiosTime to demand some answers, learn where his money goes.
The Sunday LimerickSuspicions begin to aboundwhen a long shot as winner is crowned.The review Angus sawshows it isn’t Quickdraw.It seems someone is horsing around.Happy Easter!
Angus needs to give that lowly window clerk a raise and a promotion since he was the only one on the entire track smart enough to suspect a fixed race and report it.
There’s definitely something seriously wrong when there are so many payouts to a horse that was 30:1. If they do have a parimutuel system at that track, someone has been tampering with the odds calculations. In any case, I think Kolossal did himself in when he let the word spread that Quickdraw was a good bet. He should have been careful not to spread that word around.
Happy Easter fellow Tracy Fans! And with the exception of the Kentucky Derby and maybe a couple of others, Horse Racing is dead in this country. There are so many other sporting events out there, the poor horses got left out in the cold. With that said, this plot is starting to get interesting.
A good Easter to all!………………………………..Beware the man in plaid! Angus suspects, Angus gets on the con, Kolossal is finished.—Or would Angus, who has shown a soft side before, give Kolossal one last chance to make things right? Would Angus’s daughter (if that is who the young woman was way back when we first saw the Scotsman) intervene on behalf of Kolossal? Naturally, a desperate gamer like Mr. K would only make things worse, much worse, possibly leading to his early demise….
Come on, gleeb – what is your problem?So he sometimes worked for the railroads, big deal.The railroads were moving through unsettled, unprotected territory and needed law enforcement where there sometimes was none.Personally, I’d prefer to have Joe LaFors protecting me than trusting to the good will and kindness of the various train robbers and killers who preyed upon the railroads and their passengers.
What is so unbelievable about a 31-1 shot coming in at the track? It happens several times every racing day across the country, at those odds and higher. Heck, you’ve had a 99-1 shot win the country’s richest race with a worldwide audience in the Breeder’s Cup, never mind a rinky dink track like Angus’
Kolossal had best watch his step, although it may be too late for that. Things can get ugly in a hurry when the boss becomes suspicious of an underling. Chop, chop, chop!.
.Thanks to coldsooner, JPuzzleWhiz, mzkdad and Chris Sherlock for the kind words. Much appreciated!
Yep, PuzzWhiz, you are absolutely right about the reason horses were placed here. I’d go one further, though! They produced the transportation mode for Hoppy, Cisco, Pancho, and the Lone Ranger. Without them, the cowboys could never catch the Injuns, who also were riding horses. And without horses, what would they run around the track at Churchill Downs? NASCAR racers? Without horses, what would Wendy’s put in their hamburgers? Nutria meat? Glad to have horses!
It wasn’t too long ago that they tattooed a race horse’s ID on his or her tongue to stop exactly what the strip just depicted. It’s kind of like the VIN on the dashboard behind the windshield. They may still do it. I dunno.
Nevertheless, the fact that whatever betting systems that are used at State-sanctioned tracks are Parimutual, and governed by State Commissions. I doubt that a major track could exist as an outlaw. But, I may be wrong! I’ve been wrong before – like I bet Matty that SDM wasn’t a member of MENSA. I lost the bet!
cpalmeresq over 10 years ago
Happy Easter, One and All!
Pequod over 10 years ago
The ponies play at Wilcox Downs, ‘tis time to place a betRusty has an inside tip, his source ain’t failed him yet.“Quickdraw” is a long shot, goes off at thirty to oneStout heart of a champion, sweet sight watching him run.The winners cheer, collect hard cash, buy drinks strong and coldThe payouts rise, the track is down, Angus must be told.Something here is fishy; Angus smells a dirty ratVideo confirms his hunch: Sparkplug runs like that.His horse should be away today, a shoot with the new starFilming on The Moon Maid set, sweet Mysta shall go far.Angus turns his cold green eyes to Kolossal StudiosTime to demand some answers, learn where his money goes.
cpalmeresq over 10 years ago
Kolossal’s in so much trouble!
coldsooner over 10 years ago
“Lossaaaal! You got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do…”Also like reading about frontier lawmen. Neat!Also, Pequod, you’re just too much. Hats off to ya!
Blindfolded Wildcat over 10 years ago
Happy Easter! “Sparkplug” – I think I’ll Google that – er – never mind.
W H H over 10 years ago
Sparkplug, wow, that’s the name of Barney Google’s horse.Funny how nobody ever caught on to that. :-P
abdullahbaba999 over 10 years ago
A great day at the track…Happy Ishtar..
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 10 years ago
The Sunday LimerickSuspicions begin to aboundwhen a long shot as winner is crowned.The review Angus sawshows it isn’t Quickdraw.It seems someone is horsing around.Happy Easter!
jonahhex1 over 10 years ago
Methinks Kolossal’s days are numbered and that number ain’t very big….
W H H over 10 years ago
Angus needs to give that lowly window clerk a raise and a promotion since he was the only one on the entire track smart enough to suspect a fixed race and report it.
Ashmael over 10 years ago
Happy Easter to you all!Kolossal laid a colossal egg!Now he’s in for a BIG surprise!
Neil Wick over 10 years ago
There’s definitely something seriously wrong when there are so many payouts to a horse that was 30:1. If they do have a parimutuel system at that track, someone has been tampering with the odds calculations. In any case, I think Kolossal did himself in when he let the word spread that Quickdraw was a good bet. He should have been careful not to spread that word around.
Happy Easter to all who celebrate it.
seanyj over 10 years ago
Happy Easter fellow Tracy Fans! And with the exception of the Kentucky Derby and maybe a couple of others, Horse Racing is dead in this country. There are so many other sporting events out there, the poor horses got left out in the cold. With that said, this plot is starting to get interesting.
Ken in Ohio over 10 years ago
Happy and Blessed Resurrection Sunday!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 10 years ago
Good morning everyone and happy Easter
cowboy1 over 10 years ago
have a great day — “He Is Risen”
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
A good Easter to all!………………………………..Beware the man in plaid! Angus suspects, Angus gets on the con, Kolossal is finished.—Or would Angus, who has shown a soft side before, give Kolossal one last chance to make things right? Would Angus’s daughter (if that is who the young woman was way back when we first saw the Scotsman) intervene on behalf of Kolossal? Naturally, a desperate gamer like Mr. K would only make things worse, much worse, possibly leading to his early demise….
admwrlk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Is that Colonel Angus?
ridenslide65 over 10 years ago
Happy Easter DT Fans!
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Come on, gleeb – what is your problem?So he sometimes worked for the railroads, big deal.The railroads were moving through unsettled, unprotected territory and needed law enforcement where there sometimes was none.Personally, I’d prefer to have Joe LaFors protecting me than trusting to the good will and kindness of the various train robbers and killers who preyed upon the railroads and their passengers.
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
Pequod, I’m in awe of you! Another great poem, as always!
fredville over 10 years ago
What is so unbelievable about a 31-1 shot coming in at the track? It happens several times every racing day across the country, at those odds and higher. Heck, you’ve had a 99-1 shot win the country’s richest race with a worldwide audience in the Breeder’s Cup, never mind a rinky dink track like Angus’
Pequod over 10 years ago
Kolossal had best watch his step, although it may be too late for that. Things can get ugly in a hurry when the boss becomes suspicious of an underling. Chop, chop, chop!.
.Thanks to coldsooner, JPuzzleWhiz, mzkdad and Chris Sherlock for the kind words. Much appreciated!
mumbles over 10 years ago
aha, maybe a story on the horizon that doesn’t involve aliens
Daniel Quilp over 10 years ago
Does anyone know if there is any significance to the Wilcox name?
W H H over 10 years ago
@Well Hung HippieSparkplug, wow, that’s the name of Barney Google’s horse.Funny how nobody ever caught on to that.:-P
Apparently, you haven’t been reading the comments of the last few days. I even made a joke about it:
“Barney Google: a real ‘dinosaur’ of a search engine!”. .I’ve read everything the past few days, apparently my jest was wasted.
Morrow Cummings over 10 years ago
Yep, PuzzWhiz, you are absolutely right about the reason horses were placed here. I’d go one further, though! They produced the transportation mode for Hoppy, Cisco, Pancho, and the Lone Ranger. Without them, the cowboys could never catch the Injuns, who also were riding horses. And without horses, what would they run around the track at Churchill Downs? NASCAR racers? Without horses, what would Wendy’s put in their hamburgers? Nutria meat? Glad to have horses!
Morrow Cummings over 10 years ago
It wasn’t too long ago that they tattooed a race horse’s ID on his or her tongue to stop exactly what the strip just depicted. It’s kind of like the VIN on the dashboard behind the windshield. They may still do it. I dunno.
Nevertheless, the fact that whatever betting systems that are used at State-sanctioned tracks are Parimutual, and governed by State Commissions. I doubt that a major track could exist as an outlaw. But, I may be wrong! I’ve been wrong before – like I bet Matty that SDM wasn’t a member of MENSA. I lost the bet!
W H H over 10 years ago
Thanks for the tip Gweedo, I’ll be sure to try that next time I attempt humour.
Neil Wick over 10 years ago
For anyone interested, here is a news article about the provincial changes in horse racing in Ontario: Province tells horse racing to sink or swim
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 10 years ago
Thank you, Gweedo.
willy007 over 10 years ago
Happy Easter, all!Great poem once again, Pequod77!I think Mr. Angus is a compelling villain, and Kolossal will soon be toast.
I'll fly away over 10 years ago
“Quickdraw”- Where is your sidekick Baba Looey? Tracy, send in “El Kabong”, he’ll help you catch those bad guys!