Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Horse: Hurfff? Rip Haywire: It sounds like R.J. is getting talked into a fight by a crazy girl. Where does he get it from? Horse: Huffity-huff? Rip Haywire: I can't do anything about it... except the odds if need be. I'm here for the girls' locket, Oaktree McGee. Fork it over! Man: You wants it, you gots to fight all of us, Runt! Horse: Hurf! Hurf! Hurf! Hurf! Rip Haywire: I said even the odds! Five against a Haywire is still even.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think that horse was a bicycle in a previous life. He’s awfully Huffy.
Dkram over 10 years ago
But he’s a rookey Haywire..\\//_
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Wow thats one big kid
spyguy over 10 years ago
…but he schooled from the best….
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Well, If Rip joins in the five will be at a severe disadvantage.
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
Hurf!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Where’s TNT? Remember the last time someone laid a hand on his ‘little dude’?
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
He’s an ADOPTED rookie Haywire.…Call me crazy, but I think that might be important information.
LordDogmore over 10 years ago
Okay, so the banjo pickers name is “Oak Tree”Take a 2×4 to his head and then extend an invitation for the others to either depart or receive the same.p.s. The odds are 5 to 1, a Colt 1911 .45 holds 7 in the magazine and 1 in the chamber, my math class says that’s 8.But then again I tend to think in “Real World” terms.
LordDogmore over 10 years ago
Or since the other guy is named “Oak Tree” maybe RJ could just go all 80’s horror movie and come at him with a chain saw.