Monty by Jim Meddick for June 01, 2014

Are you getting the hint, Monty? Or does your seatmate have to call the cabin crew to put you in restraints (those plastic “handcuffs”) and gag you?

Monty lives in NJ. Why is he flying to Philly?

A shame Monty was raisin his voice this creative dude. In another reality, he could have called him bud.

“How to Be Less of a #!&#! For Dummies” – can’t say I’ve seen that one on the shelf, yet

I agree, Monty. It’s no use saying a friendly “hello” to a passer-by anymore. With those stupid earbuds, they either can’t hear you or choose to ignore you. Then there’s those Uhura-type ear phones that people use. I usually think the person is a homeless person talking to himself until I see the bluetooth phone jammed in their ear. But, hey. I’m an old fashioned romantic who tips his ball cap to ladies when they walk by. Earbuds or not. :p

but where did the raisins come from?

Monty, you’re exhibit A as to why people wear those earbuds in the first place.

And why did one of the raisins put up a struggle?

I think Monty has a raisin… I mean reason to be mad. lol

When I find leftover food on my tray-table I too stick it in my ear. Why does everyone act like this is strange?

A guy, who would stick raisins on shoelaces into his ears, has a lot in common with Monty.

Ewww! dirty, dusty raisins, probably used by the last passenger for just the same raisin. .

Sometimes people are not trying to be rude, they are just introverts. Talking to strangers makes them feel uncomfortable. With over 15% of the population feeling this way, it is hardly a disease.

Classic!

Monty must be looking for a new way to fly @ 35,000 ft. Most cabin staff would have pepper-sprayed BOTH of them already but some would enjoy seeing Monty fly….