Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 12, 2014

Dana, are you aware that nothing stops your very young (for that matter, not so young at that) readers from accessing your “warmup sketches” site, where the language there gets, oft-times, quite salty?

Maybe her tuft IS a dandelion! She’s allergic to her own tail!

It seems that hayfever is uni versal.

I don’t remember Marigold have had allergy last two springs.

Even her schneezes are gra—um, well, perhaps not.

Pass the Unicorn Claritin.

…Her tail DOES look like a dandelion, now that Phoebe brings it up.

I thought she sneezed sparkles, hence the “Heavenly Nostrils” as opposed to her sister, who sneezes spiders and is “Unfortunate Nostrils.”

It sure does Phoebe.

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