Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 15, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: There is your friend Max. Perhaps he could help you get into some sort of trouble. Phoebe: Max? All year he's never had a frowny face on the behavior chart at school. Marigold: Have you? Phoebe: Once. Marigold: Then you do know how to get in trouble. Phoebe: As long as there's a whiteboard to write "Dakota's a butt" on.
ThomasKDye over 10 years ago
Marigold: “Dakota’s a button?”Phoebe: No, no, no…Marigold: I interpreted that to mean that you were searching for a reason to push her.Phoebe: … Great idea … Marigold: sigh Sometimes my brilliant unicorn mind can be a curse.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well, she IS…
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
… a hairy button.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
I just saw the latest and best equine activity at the Midwest Horse Fair: America’s Equine Soccer League (AESL) equinesoccer.org Now we just need to get Max a unicorn and a giant soccer ball..
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Trouble starts with T which rhymes with P which stands for Phoebe.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
In what edenic spot does Phoebe live that she’s wearing flip-flops already? We have SNOW on the ground again…and it’s STICKING! aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!
DDrazen over 10 years ago
Dakota’s a blaart!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
I see now.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 10 years ago
This is a repeat. Dana is probably busy with another project.
It’s probably a book project. What I would really like to see someday is this strip as an animated special!
William T. Goat, Esq. over 10 years ago
Come on Phoebe, your best friend is a unicorn with magical powers. Get creative! With Marigold’s help, you can defy the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God. Grown-ups hate that!
Reverse the direction of gravity in Dakota’s bedroom.
Animate your stuffed toys, and make them do your homework.
Visit the zoo, and swap the animals’ heads around.
Lick the Mars Rover’s camera lens.
Turn the sun purple.
EAT THE MOON.
meme696969 about 8 years ago
Didn’t she get another frowny face by pulling her laptop out during a test?I’m not sure if this is a continuity issue, or if she actually didn’t write “Dokata’s a butt” on a whiteboard.
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
one time i wrote “arse” on the whiteboard of my home-ec class. The teacher wasn’t familiar with the word, and she totally couldn’t figure out what we were all laughing about.
finally, she says “oh, i know, it’s some kind of horse.” I guess that would make an arse-face some kind of unicorn.